Would you? So who does Lucifer send her? Hell’s best-known stealer-of-hearts and female panties, the name and number on every female restroom wall in Hell, “For a good f*** call Remy”. Not after her first and only lover let his mother burn her at the stake. Of course, if she recaptures her tribe of escaped miscreants, her little fire-show will go away again. It turns out that working in Lucifer’s office isn’t all that bad compared to re-experiencing your own personal burning-at-the-stake every single day. Five of the a**hats escaped, and Ysabel’s true torments began. She didn’t read the fine print in the contract. With her last breath, Ysabel sold her soul to damn the whole lot of them to Hell. The boyfriend didn’t just let it happen, he stood around and watched. Her lover’s mother didn’t want to let go of her not-so-little boy, so she led the torch-wielding brigade. But the folks who burned her at the stake, well, let’s say they really honked Ysabel off. One who was burned at the stake in ye olde Dark Ages. Why is Ysabel in Hell? Because she’s a witch. (What did you expect?) Lucifer really, really needs an Admin to deal with the paperwork! Because Hell mostly works like the worst bureaucracy you’ve ever seen. When I say assistant, I mean his administrative assistant. (What can you expect in a story where Lucifer, Prince of Lies, is the big boss?) When I said there were no deeper themes, I lied. And frankly, if all the demons look like the one on the cover of the book, who the hell cares? Seriously, that man has got something, and if Hell can just bottle it, they’ll have a fortune in souls. There are absolutely no great literary themes or deeper meanings to be found in A Demon and His Witch by Eve Langlais.